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A Tribute to SCRUMPY the FLEA (Jim Van Tuyl) R.I.P friend.....

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Holy Water (Joe Jaunty & Scrumpy the Flea)

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I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Bob"
He always drove me crazy - he was such a Freakin knob!
His hobby was to put flyer´s up - tellin´folks; "he´s got me beat!"
that he mowed his lawn much quicker than me -
(Yeah)- it was always green...
I once worked for this guy who was Ed he never washed
He was thoughtless cruel and mean He was the devil’s favorite boss
Always Telling me what I couldn’t do/ the job didn’t last
And he grinned this evil smile at me while he kicked my ass

CHORUS:
Covered in Holy Water
carrying Holy Water
shower in Holy Water
(Sayin) "My water is wetter than Yours..."

Carrying Holy Water
covered with Holy Water
shower in Holy Water
- My water is wetter than Yours...

I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Spence"
He was always measuring things - in particular my fence!
On my way to Town sometimes - on my VW Trike
He tried so hard that he almost died
tryin´to overtake my bike...
I once had a brother guess we had the same mother
He told me I was wrong always one way or another
Don’t live there, cut my hair, close your mouth don’t stare
Somedays I wish I was an only child because this just isn’t fair

CHORUS:
"I´m covered with Holy Water
(I´m) carrying Holy Water
(I) shower in Holy Water
My water is wetter than yours..."

Convinced that you are better
You always put me down
Make the world know
That you are great- and I’m just some clown
You luv it when people bow to you
I saw you on the Sunday News
Blessed by devils son’s and daughters
Don’t drown me in your Holy Water!

I once knew this preacher who always told me I’m so wrong
I was the subject of his sermons and he hated all my songs
He said I was evil on earth and worthless to the bone
I didn’t hear cuz I was helping homeless folks I know
I once had a neighbour - we can call him whatever U want...
always trying to overcome me - what´s the matter with some guys...?

CHORUS:
They´re covered in Holy Water
Carrying Holy Water
Covered with Holy Water
"My water is wetter than Yours!"

credits

released 23 August 2014
Music by Joe Jaunty
Instruments and arrangement by Jim van Tuyl
Vocals by Jim
Backup by Joe
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"---Joe Jaunty wrote a brilliant song and I added some lyrics. Very much Joe's song, with a little Flea flavor.
Joe does such incredible songs. An honor to record this!! Joe is an incredible talent and soul---"
(Jim Van Tuyl)

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