WOODEN MAN (© music & lyrics by Joe Jaunty 2010) Hey - here I am Here I stand - a wooden man Hollow - with roots of oak here I stand - the wooden man Hey - I try to reach but I can´t move - I´m made of wood U see! Pull me up - Pull me up! (HEY) Pull me up - cos I´m stuck (HEY) Pull me up - Pull me up! (HEY) Pull me up - I am stuck... Hey - I´m still here Here I am - A Wooden Man Nailed to the ground here I stand - The Wooden Man Pull me up - Pull me up! (HEY) Pull me up - cos I´m stuck (HEY) Pull me up - Pull me up! (HEY) Pull me up - I am stuck... HEY!

©Joe Jaunty Man, I was walkin´down that street-of-loneliness maybe You walked there too? It´s sometimes called the Boulevard Of Broken Dreams I guess You heard about it too... I saw an old woman starin´down a garbage can searching for her shambled life And the Community Disposal hired men took it and drove away – just like that... The vino´s down Second Avenue they´re singing; "La-di-da-di-da" They´re openin´up another bottle of Free-Your-Spirit and they´re havin´a good-good time But just moments away, the liquor runs dry and they´re again surrounded by reality Lookin´for somethin´that makes them feel right just disappear for a while... They´re not that different from us they´re not a different kind They just happened to stand in the wrong line when good fortune was handed out and now they´re findin´out - there´s no way back! Ooh – it´s a dead end – a dead end allright... I saw this girl swayin´down that same street thinkin´to myself; "she looks kinda´familiar" Couldn´t quite place the face, but I knew that I had seen her in another time or space (or maybe it was just a trick of my mind?) I went in a daytime-hardcore-moviesalong (the show was really nothin´worth) On the WideScreen I saw her again - someone screwing her from behind - she was absolutely dead in her eyes... I wonder what happened to her a part of me told me that she was allright But those marks on her arms they told a different story, like a sign saying; "I Want Out!" Ooh – it´s a dead end – a dead end allright... Man, I was walkin´down that street-of-emptiness Hey – do You walk there too?

© Music/Lyrics - Joe Jaunty /Feeling High - Jump the gun - Hit them hard -it´s gonna´ be fun... Feeling High - Jump the gun - Hit them hard -what is done is done.../ Rich Man - Can U hear me? Are U home - Are U home - Are U home? This is the night that U will fear me do U know who I am at all? I got a can of gasoline in the passenger seat /I´m gonna´ burn U down from your paper-throne/ Watch U go up in flames - like U done to me Tonight I´m in the driver´s seat... I´m On My Way To Brimstone - I Can´t Take It No More! /Fee! Fie! Foe!/ Ridin´Through The Brimstone - I´m Coming For U! /Fee! Fie! Foe!/ On A Horse Named Fire - I´m Gonna´Burn Ya´All Down-Down-Down. On My Way To Brimstone - Got No Regrets At All /Fee! Fie! Foe!/ Guess U Won´t Like It At All... Fed and intubated, I´m fed up of swallowing my soul... I can feel a change arisin´ - it´s long time overdue anyho! For all those nights in the dark spittin´blood through my bones I´m gonna´burn U down from your paper-throne ! I cried through them nights now it´s Your turn to cry ´cos tonight I´m calling the shots! I´m On My Way To Brimstone - I Can´t Take It No More! /Fee! Fie! Foe!/ Ridin´Through The Brimstone - I´m Comin´For U! /Fee! Fie! Foe!/ On A Horse Named Fire - I´m Gonna´Burn Ya´All Down-Down-Down. On My Way To Brimstone - Got No Regrets At All /Fee! Fie! Foe!/ Guess U Won´t Like It At All... "Feelin´High - Jump The Gun Hit-Em-Hard - It´s Gonna´Be Fun! Feeling hard -Jump The Gun Hit-U-Hard - (What Is Done Is Done)

Music & Lyrics ©Joe Jaunty Woke up this morning in ten feet of mud Contemplating why a fox outruns a slug Sugarcoat - the only coat that I wear Last nights party – can´t remember – was I really there? Oh, I – I – I ´m under your spell Jezebell Oh, U – U – U lead me straight to hell Jezebell Why is a foot longer than an inch? And why does my foot still don´t fit the shoes I´m in? Oh, I – I – I ´m under your spell Jezebell Oh, U – U – U lead me straight to hell Jezebell Undo that screw – screw it on again Yield is my promise – yield are my friend Liquid swivel – down the drains I guess I´m getting screwed all over again… Oh, I – I – I ´m under your spell Jezebell Oh, U – U – U lead me straight to hell Jezebell Music & Lyrics by Joe Jaunty (Recorded under the influence...)

by Joe Jaunty & Torkel Kylberg Original song recorded in 1990

by Joe Jaunty Original song recorded in 1990

LIFE´s A BITCH Sitting on a shelf – listening 2 a bell telling me what 2 do I´m shitting myself – cause I havent got a say (a gullible, fucking fool) Always a Smith or a Mr Jones messing with MySpace Bossing me around like a flea-filled hound (life is a slap in the face!) HEY HO! WO BU ZHI DAO HEY HO! I DONT UNDERSTAND? HEY HO! WAKARAMISEN - YA NE PONIMAYO! HEY HO! WO BU ZHI DAO HEY HO! I DONT UNDERSTAND? HEY HO! WAKARAMISEN - MOT HA GAET HUN DAE YO! Look at U-self – look in the mirror Hey, you´re a handsome dude! Feeling like a million when U havent got a cent (that´s a real party-pooper) Life´s a stinker – get used 2 it that colored bow got no gold It doesnt really matter if SANTA exist (just do as Ur fucking told!) HEY HO............(Life´s a bitch!) Dig a sandpit – in the quicksand a shovel and a bucket will do I´ts a playground – My opinion (shove it up Ur asset, dude...) There´s tons of thoughts – not a single idea no one´s got a fucking clue! Just think about Ur-self -dont give a shit about the rest (be an asshole – Yeah – thats U!) HEY HO......(Life´s a bitch!)

GOOD BOY © Lyrics/Music by Joe Jaunty Manny was a good boy cleanhearted and bold Always well behaving did what he was told Oh, what a good boy! His dad´s so proud: "he´s got his ma´s heart of gold..." Manny was the chosen the chosen number one Even when he did the number two the angels were singing his song Oh, what a good boy! His mama said: "you´ve got the eye-of-fortune, my son..." Well, his first sentence for grose indecence was wavered by the judge ´cos he couldn´t believe that Manny´s blue eyes could ever do any wrong! Manny was the sunshine he was the sparkling ray-of-life but the girl he raped was broken down with hate they found her in a pool of blood Oh, what a good boy! What a difference a lie could make between right or wrong... Manny´s second sentence it was a bad mistake all along She had herself to blame ostentatious and flirty - never should have worn that thong! Oh, what a good boy! "...I let You off with a fine, ´cos you´re a fine, fine young boy..." It was a clerical errance - a paper discrepance sorry if we did you wrong! We´re wishing you well - God´s speed my friend You really have done no fault! Manny is a Good Boy he´s got the papers to prove it allright those girls he soiled and threw away as toys got it coming - strike us down if we lie! Oh, what a Good Boy! The jury´s out and dating their new boy-toy... What a Good Boy! What a Good Boy! What a Good Boy! What a Good Boy!

/The Anorexia Song/ (Lyrics by my daughter Ronja) Music © Joe Jaunty I´m a Princess in a castle with a moat of happy thoughts chased by PAPARAZZIS - one click away - I´m a freak show I´m a leading STAR in a MOVIE - based loosely on a better play it´s a COMEDY-HORROR CORE (slash) DRAMA-PORNO about a girl with raisins on her plate Well, I´m doing fine - don´t worry (I´m supposed to look this way) Sorry, if I´m kind of blurry - but I´m loosing a pound a day It´s nice to know U worry that will surely solve it all... but I´m doing fine - don´t worry I say THANK U - but FUCK U ALL! I´ve got my mouth shut closed that doesn´t mean that I can´t hear what´s going on inside my head Need to translate - interprete - my purpose? (but why should I tell U anyway?) Like one of those squares - "please insert your feelings here..." and think outside that box My feet are kind of heavy - I´m trying to grow wings but I´m kept behind by all that food - it sucks! I´m doing fine - don´t worry (just look the other way) Excuse me - I´m kind of blurry (I´m kinda´having a bad day) It´s nice to know U worry that will surely solve it all... but I´m doing fine - don´t worry I say THANK U - but FUCK U ALL! My dad´s a drunk - my ma´s a slam dunk I´m a gene pool of genious scientists I´m an EASTER EGG - wanna´crack it with my head (spit it out on the wall - U know where the writing is) Got a nudered cat - he´s called Alan - he´s fat all he do is sit around and lick his balls (that are gone) When my diarrhea-notes win the PULITZER - I know I´m gonna´grab it - and then puke over it all... Well I´m doing fine - don´t worry (I´m supposed to look this way) Sorry if I´m kinda´blurry but I´m loosing a pound a day It´s nice to know U worry that will surely solve it all... but I´m doin´ fine - don´t worry I say THANK U - but FUCK U ALL! Fuck U enrolled nurse I think U are a curse And fuck U Dr. FRANKENSTEIN Fuck U councellor and therapist and physicist I think you´re all GAY anyhow... I´m a girl in disguise - cute as cutey-pie well, pie makes me sick Come over here and make me swallow I´ll cut off your fucking dick... Well I´m doing fine - don´t worry (I´m supposed to look this way) Sorry if I´m kinda´blurry but I´m loosing a pound a day It´s nice to know U worry that will surely solve it all... but I´m doin´ fine - don´t worry I say THANK U - but FUCK U ALL!

ZILLY THINGZ © Joe Jaunty (Music & Lyrics) It´z thoze Zilly Thingz that U do 2 me Thoze Zilly Thingz to feel iz to believe It tinglez in my toez, it ztrikez a chord right 2 my bonez it springlez down my neck and up again 2 my head Thoze Zilly Thingz - that makez me believe in love... It´z thoze Zilly Thingz that U do for me Thoze Zilly Thingz zeeing iz believing It fringez through my zoul and zendz a quiver qut and bold right through my heart and in my lungz they breathe for air... Thoze Zilly Thingz - that makez me believe in love! Crackerjack-of-maybelline - a choruz-line of angelfeet U turn me az a knob and throw away-ay the key Fileztinez believe uz - can U zee uz? Can U zee them - chunky flarez of joy? Thoze Zilly Thingz I do - I do believe in love...

/Written in 2009/ -from the streets! So many languages - and NO One understands... ________________ Listen up now! Hey-Hey-Hey! (Hey-Ho!) --- Listen up - listen down language all-around from Wichita to Leningrad Everywhere they sound! Why so hard to figure out? Are we deaf or are we dumb? Break ém up - break ém down it´s a bridge too far-a wall to climb! Woah! Je ne comprende pas das verstehe ich nicht? Ma ei saa aru - Me neii sama jato ho! Ooh - E hae mot ha gaet hun dae yo私は理解していません 이해가 안 돼요 我不明白 ya he ponimayu - Non entiendo! CHORUS: Hey-Ho - WHADDOYAKNOW? Whaddoyaknow - I don´t understand Hey - Ho - WHADDOYAKNOW? Whaddoyaknow - wo bu zhi dao! /HEY- HO!/ Put ém up put ém down language all around From Beijing to London town everywhere they sound! Whoa! Ik begrijp het niet Jeg forstår ikke... En ymmärä - A ole maopopo ja O! Ooh - Non capisco - Wakaramisen! Nie rozumien - I don´t understand! CHORUS: Hey-Ho - WHADDOYAKNOW? Whaddoyaknow - wo bu zhi dao Hey - Ho - WHADDOYAKNOW? Whaddoyaknow - I don´t understand! (hey-ho!) Ska de´va så jävla svårt att få ett svar? Nå´n som begriper - här e jag! alla dessa språk - men ingen enda som förstår Ursäkta att jag stör- jag vill ju bara att nå´n hör! /Yeah! Yeah!/ --- Cream it up- Marmite down language all around... from Woollongong to Cape down town every way they sound... Whoa- Je ne comprende pas Ik begrijp het niet (I don´t understand) Wakarimisen... --- WHOA!! (Jag förstår inte ett skit av vad du säger) e nae mot ha gaet Un dahe joh !! 이해가 안 돼요 ????? ---- CHORUS... Hey-Ho- Hey-Ho! Hey - Ho! (hey ho!) Jag förstår slet ikke - Wakaramisen Ma ei saa aru - I don´t understand!! Non entiendo - Je ne comprende pas! No capisco - I don´t understand!!?? -----??? ???? Hey-Hey-Hey!

"THE ONE" by JoeJaunty One Little Mermaid - one that I know gave me the sunset to gaze upon... One little virgin (well, at least what I´m told) Combing her hair with the devils comb... If I gave U a torch - would U light up my soul? Or burn down my castle to the floor? You´re the friendliest foe but what do I know? But One thing I know - and that´s what I am... I am a man - and U are a woman How can I know - if you´re THE ONE? U are a woman - and I I´m a man How can U be sure - that I´m THE ONE? 10 little girlfriends - that´s what I know they all tried to change what they first saw... One little mermaid swimmed all the way home burned down the castle with her torch... (but) Light up my soul (and) I will follow U home The friendliest foe U ever known Light up the torch light it and let it glow... ´cos there´s one thing I know - and that´s what I am! I am a man - and U are a woman all that i know - is that You´re THE ONE! U are a woman - and I am a man and I am sure - that you´re THE ONE... One little mermaid - one that I know gave me her heaven to gaze upon...

Lyrics by Aleqzandra © Music by Joe Jaunty

after a poem by Pete Doland

by Pete Doland

"when all is gone" by Joe Jaunty --- In the beginning there was Abel In the beginning there was Cain brother´s loved each other ´til one of them went insane One better than the other well, no one was to blame Brother-love is hard to explain... *** CHORUS: Why oh Why - Why does everybody hate? Why do people think they´re right when they´re wrong? Why-Why-Why - I guess it never changes but I guess it doesn´t matter - when all is gone *** The Indians had their mustangs then the white man came fighting each other - over land - and come what may Some died by an arrow - others by the gun Don´t think they felt the difference - somehow... *** CHORUS: Why oh Why - Why does everybody hate? Why do people think they´re right when they´re wrong? Why-Why-Why - I guess it never changes but I guess it doesn´t matter - when all is gone *** Someone´s got a button Someone´s got a thumb Someone got more toys than the other one Claiming to be equal more equal than anyone I guess they´ll find it out - when all is done *** CHORUS: Why oh Why - Why does everybody hate? Why do people think they´re right when they´re wrong? Why-Why-Why - I guess it never changes but I guess it doesn´t matter - when all is gone (rep)

by Joe Jaunty Original song recorded in 1990 Came riding in my old Ford on a wet and lonely dark road Rain pouring on my bonnet like needles on a pinboard The wipers on the windscreen the sound made me feel so lost and all alone-lone The engine spinning soundless and my wheels-they keep on rollin´ through a pitch-black-night so restful Only the whining of the wind - Ho! By the side of the gravels young girl sitting on a milestone... Picked her up in my front seat shivering in her wet clothes I asked what her name was Told me; "to keep my eyes on the road" She looked darn right miserable couldn´t have been more than 17 years old... Hey - my lovely with those blue, blue eyes what are you doin´on this wee-wee night? What are you hiding behind your lonely eyes? I stared at the stranger who were beside me Couldn´t keep my eyes off guess she must have thought I was some weirdo But she seemed so helpless like someone who had ran away from home... We rode cross the county She sat quiet in her soaked dress I wondered; "Where U headin´?" She said: "far-far away from home" "No particular direction - cause I´m abandoned on the highway...." Hey - my lovely with those blue, blue eyes what are you doin´on this wee-wee night? What are you hiding behind your lonely eyes? Searching for an answer -only finding questions She made my head puzzled and my mind started to boggle Why a girl - stranded on her own on a wet and lonely dark road... We stopped by a junction for a train, just passin´ The whistle blowing in the night like the girl - sounding so alone And I wondered what it felt like having no place to go... Raindrops on the board turned my head - saw an open door No sign of "little-lost-girl" only a wet spot on the floor... The train-whistle broke the night like a broken heart in a lost soul... Hey - my lovely with those blue, blue eyes what are you doin´on this wee-wee night? What are you hiding behind those lonely eyes?

© Music & Lyrics - Joe Jaunty Yo Humans – I´d Like 2 Make A Statement Yeah I Know I´m Part Of U – But Hey! It Seems That U Cant´t Learn A Simple Lesson And Over Again Get Eggs Upon UR Face I´m Gonna´ Tell U A Tale `Bout A Guy – Let´s Call Him Robbie That Wasn´t Really His Name – But Hey – What´s In A Name? I Wrap It In With Chords And Lots Of Lyrics But This Stuff Really Took Place (Or So They Claim) He Stood In The Square Wearing A Colored Dressing Gown I Don´t Know The Color – But It Looked ”Stupid” – That´s What They Said The Square Turned Into A Circle From People Gathering I Think There Was Someone Who Called Him ”Gay” Yo Humans – I´d Like 2 Make A Statement I´m Maybe Part Of You – But Hey We Don´t Seem 2 Learn A Single Lesson Over And Over Get Eggs Upon Our Faces… Now I Wasn´t There Myself, But I Heard The Rumours That 1 Or Maybe Another Punched His Face He Was Beaten Quite Bad When He Hit The Pavement Don´t Know If It Was Fear Or Shame – But They All Walked Away… That Guy We Call Robbie – /Well U Know/ That Wasn´t Really His Name – But Hey – What´s In A Name? If Someother Dude In A Dress Stood Among Us Would We Treat Him The Same? That Would Be A Shame… Would U Walk Straight Up And Ask Him For An Autograph? Or Would U Put A Fist Over His Nose – Tell Him 2 Go Home? Would U Yell All Kinds Of Stuff And Taunt Him? If He Claimed He Was The Son Of God Or So? Yo Humans – I´d Like 2 Make A Statement I´m Told I´m Part Of U – But Hey! If U Cant´t Even Learn A Simple, Fuckin´ Lesson Instead Over Again U Get Eggs Upon UR Face… Yo Human! Yo Human! Yo Me! Yo U!

A BIT PECULIAR Look At Him With Those Funny Ears He´s Taking Off He´s A Bit Peculiar! "Join The Circus With The Other Clowns!" "Hey Dude! You´re A Bit Peculiar!" Flying High On And Upwards To The Sky I´ll Watch U Crash And Burn Like A Parachuting Pie! Curly Girl Skipping Rope-A-Dope You´re Hats Of A Feather My Dear But A Bit Peculiar Ride Your Bike Down A Heavy Slope Come Join The Cubicals Throw Them Leaves Up In The Air Fly - Fly - Fly! Do Not Mention What You´ve Seen It Will Be Our Secret Hush Now Little Queen... Bruises Show - Don´t Let Anyone Know Do As Your Told Swim With The Undertow A KODAK Moment - But The Photo´s A Blur Just Smile And Say: "CHEESE!" Coz You´re A Bit Peculiar! A Bit Peculiar A Bit Peculiar Don´t Let Anyone Know Don´t Let Anyone Know Don´t Let Anybody Know Hush Now Little Child Hush Now Little Girl Hush!

I´m sittin´on my grandma´s lap I´m 8 years old and growin´up fast Tryin´to get out of her grip But she holds me tight Says son; ”listen up right” Hey, you got the color crayons ready in your palm Hey, just connect the dots from A-Z and you will see Don´t worry about those pre-drawn lines They are only there for guidance No hurry now – just take your time You´ll find your color-book of life Whatever happens in life I´m pretty sure it will be just fine Soon or late you´ll find your place in time Like I just did – you´ll find it too Maybe someday you will stray Just remember – you got those color crayons And if it sometimes seems like black or white You know what to do – like i told you to Color up your life – color up your life It will be just fine – if you color up your life Hey – I got some color crayons ready for you, my son I can show you how to reach (you will see) Out there is some pre-drawn lines They are only there to guide you Make them your own – draw your lines Color them as you like! Whatever happens in life I´m pretty sure it will be allright Soon or late you´ll find your place in time Like I just did – you´ll find it too Maybe someday you will stray Just remember – you got those color crayons And if it sometimes seems like black or white You know what to do – like i told you to Color up your life – color up your life It will be just fine – if you color up your life

by Joe Jaunty (Dec 20 1962 - Sep 5 2014)

U & I by Joe Jaunty I wish there was something that could help U ease your mind And that same something would explain U and I I know there are troubled times when it´s easier to lie but those same troubled times created U and I U - I the only letters I need tonight they are two of a kind the only letters that really counts put your lips together - and say U and I I could write all kinds of love songs put those letters in a line using A-Z in those love songs would seem like a waste of time cos U and I - are the only letters I use tonight they are two of a kind the only letters that really counts put your lips together - and say U and I

© All stuff by Joe Jaunty -------------------------------- Music/Lyrics: Joe Jaunty Woke up this morning in ten feet of mud Contemplating why a fox outruns a slug Sugarcoat - the only coat that I wear Last nights party – can´t remember – was I really there? Oh, I – I – I ´m under your spell Jezebell Oh, U – U – U lead me straight to hell Jezebell Why is a foot longer than an inch? And why does my foot still don´t fit the shoes I´m in? Oh, I – I – I ´m under your spell Jezebell Oh, U – U – U lead me straight to hell Jezebell Undo that screw – screw it on again Yield is my promise – yield are my friend Liquid swivel – down the drains I guess I´m getting screwed all over again… Oh, I – I – I ´m under your spell Jezebell Oh, U – U – U lead me straight to hell Jezebell _________________________

Svensk text av Joe Jaunty ♪♪♪♫♫♪♪♪1♫1♫♫♪♪♪  _____________ Blickar från friare söker sig till de vackraste ögon de någonsin sett En och en de går i dansen snurrar runt i par - men en flicka, ensam sitter kvar... I rader av längtan - på Kärlekens tur flickor på bänken, viskar i smyg En och en de går i dansen I löftenas sal men Amanda...sitter kvar... ♪♪♪♫♫♪♪♪1♫1♫♫♪♪♪  "Amanda! Dansa med mig! Jag lovar dig allt om Du följer med Mig! Amanda! De spelar din vals - Kom i Min famn..." men Amanda - dansar bara med mig! Inatt har jag tänt i hjärtat en eld en låga som brinner och leder Dig rätt Ännu en går i dansen - en Kärlekens dans! men Amanda.....Du och jag... ♪♪♪♫♫♪♪♪1♫1♫♫♪♪♪  Amanda! Vänta på mig! Jag lovar dig ALLT om du dansar med mig Amanda! De spelar din vals - kom i min famn och dansa med mig Amanda! De spelar vår sång - en Kärlekens sång Sjung med mig! Kan Du se - ljuset i mig? Det är till Dig... Amanda.....dansa bara med Mig..... ♪♪♪♫♫♪♪♪1♫1♫♫♪♪♪  _________________________ ENGLISH: Glances from suitors seeking towards the most beautiful eyes that they have ever seen... One-and-one they go´a- dance - twirling in couples - 'but one girl sits left behind, alone... In rows of longings - waiting in turn for love - girls on the bench whispering in anticipation... One-and-one- they go a-dance in the hall of promises but Amanda - sits behind... "Amanda! Dance with me! I will promise you everything - if You will follow with me! Amanda - they are playing your waltz! Come in my arms!" But Amanda - is only dancing with me... Tonight I have lit a fire in my heart a flame that burns and that will lead you right! Another one goes-a-dancing - a dance of LOVE... but Amanda - You and I... Amanda! Wait for me! I´ll promise you all - if You dance just one dance with me! Amanda - they are playing your waltz! Come in my arms! And dance with me! Amanda - they´re playing Our song - a song of love - sing with me! Can you see the light within me? - it is for You! Amanda - dance only - and only with me... (Come and dance with me...)