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Some guys get caught
Some get´s penalized
Some becomes glorified...
But WHO remembers the victims?
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HOLY WATER
©by Joe Jaunty
/ThankYou Phillip!/
I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Bob"
He always drove me crazy - he was such a fuckin´knob!
His hobby was to put flyer´s up - tellin´folks; "he´s got me beat!"
that he mowed his lawn much quicker than me -
(Yeah)- it was always green..
CHORUS:
"I´m covered with Holy Water
(I´m) carrying Holy Water
(I) shower in Holy Water
My water is wetter than yours..." (rep)
I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Spence"
He was always measuring things - in particular my fence!
On my way to Town sometimes - on my VW Trike
He tried so hard that he almost died
overtake me on his bike...
CHORUS:
(He was) covered with Holy Water
Carrying Holy Water
He showered in Holy Water
"My water is wetter than yours..."(rep)
I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Luke"
He swore his dog was better than mine
(That guy made me puke!)
"My mutt can bark much louder than yours - look at him fetch that stick!"
Well, I dropped him like a sack of spuds - with a well placed Karate-kick!
CHORUS:
He was covered with Holy Water
Carrying Holy Water
Showered in Holy Water
"My water is wetter than Yours!" (rep)
I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Kurt"
he was always playing with his hose - like God´s almighty-squirt!
He claimed that he had better land
(and) that his veggies grew mighty tall!
Spraying down his words and prayed -
like I could care at all...
CHORUS:
Covered with Holy Water
Carrying Holy Water
Showered in Holy Water
"My water is wetter than Yours!" (rep)
I once had a neighbour - we can call him whatever U want...
always trying to do better than me - what´s the matter with some guys...?
CHORUS:
Are they covered with Holy Water?
Carrying Holy Water?
Do they shower in Holy Water?
"My water is wetter than Yours!" (rep)
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(Lyrics by my daughter Ronja)
Music © Joe Jaunty (2011)
I´m a Princess in a castle
with a moat of happy thoughts /Happy Thoughts!/
chased by PAPARAZZIS - one click away
- I´m a freak show!
I´m a leading STAR in a MOVIE - based loosely on a better play
(Much Better Play!)
it´s a COMEDY-HORROR CORE (slash) DRAMA-PORNO
about a girl with raisins on her plate...
Well, I´m doing fine - don´t worry
(I´m supposed to look this way)
Sorry, if I´m kind of blurry - but I´m loosing a pound a day...
It´s nice to know U worry
that will surely solve it all...
but I´m doing fine - don´t worry
I say THANK U - but FUCK U ALL!
/FUCK U ALL!/
I´ve got my mouth shut closed
that doesn´t mean that I can´t hear
what´s going on inside my head!
Need to translate - interprete - my purpose?
(but why should I tell U anyway?)
Like one of those squares -
"please insert your feelings here..."
and think outside that box!
My feet are kind of heavy - I´m trying to grow wings
but I´m kept behind
by all that food - it sucks!
I´m doing fine - don´t worry!
(just look the other way)
Excuse me - I´m kind of blurry...
(I´m kinda´having a bad day)
FUCK U!
It´s nice to know U worry
that will surely solve it all...
but I´m doing fine - don´t worry
I say Thank U - but FUCK U ALL!
My dad´s a drunk - my ma´s a slam dunk
I´m a gene pool of genious scientists...
I´m an EASTER EGG - wanna´crack it with my head!
(spit it out on the wall - U know where the writing is)
Got a nudered cat - he´s called Alan - he´s fat
all he do is sit around and lick his balls! (that are gone)
When my diarrhea-notes win the PULITZER - I know
I´m gonna´grab it - and then puke over it all...
Well I´m doing fine - don´t worry!
(I´m supposed to look this way)
Sorry if I´m kinda´blurry
but I´m loosing a pound a day...
It´s nice to know U worry
that will surely solve it all...
-but I´m doin´fine - don´t worry
I say THANK U - but FUCK U ALL!
Fuck U enrolled nurse!
I think U are a curse!!
-And fuck U Dr. FRANKENSTEIN! /Happy Thoughts!/
Fuck U councellor and therapist and physicists!!
I think you´re all GAY anyhow... /Happy Thoughts!/
I´m a girl in disguise - cute as cutey-pie
well, pie makes me sick! (happy thoughts)
Come over here and make me swallow(!)
I´ll cut off your fucking dick...
Well I´m doing fine - don´t worry
(I´m supposed to look this way)
Sorry if I´m kinda´blurry
but I´m loosing a pound a day...
It´s nice to know U worry
that will surely solve it all...
but I´m doin´ fine - don´t worry
I say THANK U - but FUCK U ALL!
I´m doin´fine - don´t worry...
I say THANK U - but FUCK U ALL!
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ZILLY THINGZ
03:14
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ZILLY THINGZ © Joe Jaunty (Music & Lyrics)
It´z thoze Zilly Thingz
that U do 2 me
Thoze Zilly Thingz
to feel iz to believe
It tinglez in my toez, it ztrikez a chord right 2 my bonez
it springlez down my neck and up again 2 my head
Thoze Zilly Thingz - that makez me believe in love...
It´z thoze Zilly Thingz
that U do for me
Thoze Zilly Thingz
zeeing iz believing
It fringez through my zoul and zendz a quiver qut and bold
right through my heart and in my lungz
they breathe for air...
Thoze Zilly Thingz - that makez me believe in love!
Crackerjack-of-maybelline - a choruz-line of angelfeet
U turn me az a knob and throw away-ay the key
Fileztinez believe uz - can U zee uz? Can U zee them -
chunky flarez of joy?
Thoze Zilly Thingz
I do - I do believe
in love...
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JOE JAUNTY™ Streetmusician Sweden
Joe Jaunty is a swedish streetmusician, collabing with artists from all over the world.....
CONTACT: gdae.records@gmail.com
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