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HOLY WATER! © 2013

by Joe Jaunty™Streetmusician

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1.
HOLY WATER 03:46
HOLY WATER (inspirational lyrics by Philip Rudell) ©by Joe Jaunty I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Bob" He always drove me crazy - he was such a fuckin´knob! His hobby was to put flyer´s up - tellin´folks; "he´s got me beat!" that he mowed his lawn much quicker than me - (Yeah)- it was always green.. CHORUS: "I´m covered with Holy Water (I´m) carrying Holy Water (I) shower in Holy Water My water is wetter than yours..." (rep) I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Spence" He was always measuring things - in particular my fence! On my way to Town sometimes - on my VW Trike He tried so hard that he almost died overtake me on his bike... CHORUS: (He was) covered with Holy Water Carrying Holy Water He showered in Holy Water "My water is wetter than yours..."(rep) I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Luke" He swore his dog was better than mine (That guy made me puke!) "My mutt can bark much louder than yours - look at him fetch that stick!" Well, I dropped him like a sack of spuds - with a well placed Karate-kick! CHORUS: He was covered with Holy Water Carrying Holy Water Showered in Holy Water "My water is wetter than Yours!" (rep) I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Kurt" he was always playing with his hose - like God´s almighty-squirt! He claimed that he had better land (and) that his veggies grew mighty tall! Spraying down his words and prayed - like I could care at all... CHORUS: Covered with Holy Water Carrying Holy Water Showered in Holy Water "My water is wetter than Yours!" (rep) I once had a neighbour - we can call him whatever U want... always trying to do better than me - what´s the matter with some guys...? CHORUS: Are they covered with Holy Water? Carrying Holy Water? Do they shower in Holy Water? "My water is wetter than Yours!" (rep)
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"ABERRANT and FAIR" by A Friend Like Fred Sweet Jesus - Call me Call me - r u there? Standin´just outside of Aberrant and Fair U got the time? ...asking passers-by I´m standing - outside Aberrant and Fair _________ Sweet Mary - Save me I really need a smile meet me by the corner by the twinkle of yur eye will u be there? (I´m the one with a sign!) and I´ll be standing outside Abberant and Fair standing - by Abberant and Fair (U got the time?)
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SNAP-CRACKLE ´n´POP! /Now - listen up - I´m gonna´tell you some stuff:/ Little Korean Lady, standing tall - she´s 4´5" she owns a shop at the corner of Madison and 5 Some Afro-Americans bothers her well, they called her a "whore"...(yeah) Little Korean Lady got a Little League Baseball Bat she´s got it - stored... /No wait - there´s more:/ Now Stan is a man with a plan he´s got it ALL figured out! The man with a plan (his name is Stan) gonna´spill his guts-that´s right! Walk into that office - tell his Boss off! (Stan is really Hard Core...)...yeah! and His plan would have worked 100 percent if his Boss hadn´t locked that door... (SNAP!) Snap, Crackle ´n´ Pop Snap, Crackle ´n´Pop She´s gonna´wave that little league baseballbat ´til they drop but Stan who´s got stuff to say has to bottle it up... /and continue:/ Joe got no friends -seeking revenge - even out the score (he´s got voices in his head) Climbing high in the sky on a watery tower with an M-24 (voices!) They all would have been dead (just a minute before) /you know/ now they all being rescued due to Joe´s vertigo... (SNAP!) Mona got tired of playing house with a two-timing son-of-a-bitch for the umpteenth time- nothin´but tears a seven-year-itch! /FUCK HIM!/ Mona´s got a brand new car with a gas pedal (she´s got it floored!) - yeah! Now Harry, Dick and Tommy - look out! Here comes Mona - watch her go! ___ Snap, crackle ´n´Pop Snap, crackle ´n´Pop if you got no friends Climb the tower and watch them drop! Or put your SUV into "drive" if you had enough... ...cuz nuff is enough... Now - Jerry´s got a gambling problem he´s gambling with his life The chips are down and he´s staring them - in the face - right? Jerry is a nice guy just a little disturbed /you know/ and The Bomb he´s hiding under his jacket isn´t quite fool-proof as well.... Snap, crackle ´n´Pop Snap, crackle ´n´Pop Let´s blow it all up when your number is up! Let´s go out with a Big-Bang!! when you had enough! (rep) ...cuz nuff is enough...
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"ME!" 04:46
"ME" by Joe Jaunty There´s a rumour on the street (I figure it is all about ME!) Someone talking over my head (try to knock ME off my feet) Saw a grey old lady standing by the bus stop grinning wide - showing off her teeth! I´m pretty sure it was ME she smiled about yeah - it was all about ME! ME - It´s all about me! Some kid´s buying candy at the close-by-corner-store got ME convinced, they were spreading out just to even out the score! I could tell by their eyes that sugar wasn´t all on them minds They were out to get ME cuz - I´m a One-Of-A-Kind! ME - It´s all about me! Those worker´s planned ahead I´m pretty sure, digging up that street whispering behind my back talking all kinds of SHIT about ME! Dressed up in those reflecting vests just to annoy - ME! I´m pretty certain, they all laugh about it when they go home and drink their tea ME - It´s all about ME! The doctor´s say - I´ll be fine just as long - I go out and about get some exercise - walk all over The Town! But I can hear they whisper (I can hear them in my sleep) They want to get rid off ME (cuz it is all about ME!) ME - It´s all about ME! I can hear them all talk about ME....
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OR SO THEY SAY... -by Joe Jaunty Got a ticket-runnin-late blocked at the gate I guess I gotta´turn around? It was a Cul (Cool)-de-sac but my car got jacked by some guys who just fooled around I gave them my mind-replied in kind got bumps to prove it allright! Just spit it out - after rain comes shine Every cloud´s got a silver-lining... Or so they say.. Or so they say! Think I need a beer to dry my tears A "Buddy" can help me hide! But my Buddie´s warm like a whorn-out whore swing the next silver lining! Gotta´pay the bills-turn on the light the button doesn´t "play" at all! After rain comes shine - it will be fine every cloud´s got a Silver-lining! Or so they say.. Or so they say! My head´s a Jungle - in the jungle lives Lions those critters are getting Nasty! Living on Dole - like a mole-in-a-hole my life is a Chaplin-slapstick! I can tell U folks where to stick it all I just about had enough! After rain comes shine swallow that PIE! Every cloud´s got a Silver-lining... Or so they say.. Or so they say! My Hat is a Cat but the Cat got a rat and the shoe is on the other foot! My socks don´t match - but the Cat got a Rat and my Cat´s got a dandy hood! I´m in the middle-between the King and The Queen jump on those balls! After rain comes shine-and that´s allright! Every cloud´s got a Silver-lining! Or so they say.. Or so they say!
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DISCREPANCY 03:15
Wish I could be any higher I am somewhat out of place got wizzlin´feet, stumblin´in the clouds With my mind set on horizons in an alley tight and vage my coat is on - but I shiver all the same CHORUS: Have no fear - it´s only water Have no fear - it´s only land It doesn´t even matter which way Look them straight in eyes of envy let them glance behind them blinds Discrepancy- "they´ll" never understand! ------ Is there anyone who wonder - why our thoughts are not the same? Who decides - what goes - anyway? With my mind set on the right thing at least - that´s how I wing I guess it all - depends... CHORUS: Have no fear - it´s only water! Have no fear - it´s only land! keep walking hand in hand with disdain! Look them straight in eyes of empty "they" will never understand! Discrepancy will always be my way... ------ I hope that I will never be the same as "them"
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Humans say that I am colorblind (but) if they could see what I have seen sometimes... Chain me up and "trouble" goes away Tie me down and tell me to; "stay" Howaaah! Let me in on what You think is wrong? Out here in the shadows I feel numb Maybe You sometimes make mistakes? Does someone tie You up - this way? Howling at the moon Can You feel it too? Screaming at the sky it´s a cold, cold night Just a stupid hound (You tell me so) Howling at the moon is all I do... I´m stuck! Howaaah! If I snap the chain, make my escape Will you track me down, find me someday? Rope me in - maybe bring a gun I will run so far, run....run, run.... Howling at the moon Can You feel it too? Screaming at the sky in the cold, cold night Just a stupid dog (let´s just tell me so...) Howling at the moon is all I do... cuz I´m stuck... Howling at the moon can You feel it too?
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(by Joe) You said that I could be the one if I grew a heart I tried so hard to be someone that counts please, don´t shoot me down please, don´t shoot me down All the words spoken - in anger - in fear I guess I regret the one´s that You choose to hear... please, don´t shoot me down please, don´t shoot me down You said that I could be just like "Him" before If I just put an effort to it tried some more... please, don´t shoot me down please, don´t shoot me down You said - that I could be the one but I´m not like that - at all... Shoot me down - Shoot me down Shoot me down... I´m not, like that - at all...
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YOU SEE ME STRONG (lyrics by Carrol Murphy) Copyright© 2014. Carrol Murphy. All rights reserved. --- When it's dark, all alone, hear my demons, call me home, reach for heaven, find the stairs, one more cut, nearly there If I jump, can I fly? to another world, no more lies, just to know, that I fit in, not to judge me, for my skin. CHORUS You see me strong, you pass me by, miss the sadness, in my eyes, you see me strong.... you see me strong....I don't belong... --------- If I swim, just sink down, will the pain finally drown? I'm not as perfect, as you see, further go, than what you need. Swallow it all, then I can sleep, looks and shape are all skin deep, you want it all, like a prize, I never win with fashion lies. CHORUS You see me strong, you pass me by, miss the sadness, in my eyes, you see me strong.... you see me strong....I don't belong... Don't want to end, I have no choice, don't want to end, I have no voice /you don't see me... you don't see me..../
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BRING ME SAFE /to Alf/ Joe Jaunty (music & lyrics) /from my closet/ Joe - remember all the fun? What we did to that yellow car -we surely had some fun... Joe - so glad to see you, my friend It´s been awhile - but I´ve been thinkin´ -time and again It´s good to have friends... Got my "Indian" tuned and shined ready to ride Would you drop by my place tonight? We can hear it once again... Bring me home Bring me back Bring me safe tonight I´ll see you some other day some other time some other place Bring me home Bring me back Bring me into the light Do you think He - will bring me safe? Joe- "they" got no vains to put it in to kill the pain - to feel good again but "they" treat me well... Joe - I just wish that we could talk I know you don´t believe in anything I just want to share my thoughts... I play your music really loud when no one´s around... Do you think there is a God? and that He - will lead me right? Bring me home Bring me back Bring me safe tonight I´ll see you some other day some other time some other place Bring me home Bring me back Bring me into the light Do you think He will bring me safe? /rep/ --- Bring - bring me safe...
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MUSIC-LYRICS by Joe
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"SKIN" 03:52
SKIN by Joe Jaunty Someone said - I don´t know who "you never become more than you" "you can try to peel away the layers - then don´t be afraid what you unveil" - "you may not like what you unveil..." --------- Try a prayer, maybe two - find your comfort in them too... Seek a place to crawl and hide - or shout it out - what you feel inside it´s only you - there inside ----------- It´s raining deep - it´s raining wet although I wear my shades - I can see my skin It´s raining hard - it´s raining hot - sometimes I feel like something else like I´m walking in - someone elses´s skin... ---------- Tell me a story - tell me Two - tell me please, what to do cuz I really haven´t found my place - does everybody else have a place to feel safe? shall I walk another way? ----------- It´s raining deep - it´s raining wet although I wear my shades - I can see my skin It´s raining hard - it´s raining hot - sometimes I feel like something else like I´m walkin´ in - someone elses skin... (rep)
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SKIN (Demo) 02:59
SKIN ©by Joe Jaunty (2014) Someone said - I don´t know who "you never become more than you" "you can try to peel away the layers - then don´t be afraid what you unveil" - "you may not like what you unveil..." --------- Try a prayer, maybe two - find your comfort in them too... Seek a place to crawl and hide - or shout it out - what you feel inside it´s only you - there inside ----------- It´s raining deep - it´s raining wet although I wear my shades - I can see my skin It´s raining hard - it´s raining hot - sometimes I feel like something else like I´m walking in - someone elses´s skin... ---------- Tell me a story - tell me Two - tell me please, what to do cuz I really haven´t found my place - does everybody else have a place to feel safe? shall I walk another way? ----------- It´s raining deep - it´s raining wet although I wear my shades - I can see my skin It´s raining hard - it´s raining hot - sometimes I feel like something else like I´m walkin´ in - someone elses skin...
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SKIN by Joe Jaunty Someone said - I don´t know who "you never become more than you" "you can try to peel away the layers - but then don´t be afraid what you unveil" - "you may not like what you unveil..." --------- Try a prayer, maybe two - find your comfort in them too... seek a place to crawl and hide - or shout it out - what you feel inside it´s only you - there inside ----------- It´s raining deep - it´s raining wet although I wear my shades - I can see my skin It´s raining hard - it´s raining hot - sometimes I feel like something else like I´m walking in - someone else´s skin... ---------- Tell me a story - tell me Two - tell me please, what to do cuz I really haven´t found my place - does everybody else have a place to feel safe? shall I walk another way? ----------- It´s raining deep - it´s raining wet although I wear my shades - I can see my skin It´s raining hard - it´s raining hot - sometimes I feel like something else like I´m walking in - someone else´s skin... ---------
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"THAT´s IT" by Joe Jaunty /played on #5th band/ bass by Scott Sullivan, Arkansas all other stuff by Joe (music, lyrics, acoustic guitar,v ocals, backup, melodica) ♫♫♫♫♫♫ -G- Man is down -Em- call it in -G- send out -D- a patrol -G- black and whites -Em- blue meanies on -G- almost like -D- the 4th of July -Em- -Am- A bell can´t help to sound out -C- that´s what it does -G- -that´s it... - Em- -Am- A hill goes up -sometimes down -C- it doesn´t figure -D- - it just is -G- A fly must flie - D- The wind must wind up -C- -G- brushing your hair -Em -Am- but sometimes it just can´t figure out -C- where to go -D- which way -G- A Fly must flie - D- a cloud must cloud -C- -G- that´s just - what they do -Em- A mountain is high -Am- - a lie is a lie -C- That´s what it is - D- -G- that´s it... /G/Em (rep) ----- Word is up let´s call it out send out an S.O.S Put them bells around your legs move about so you know - you where here Some things amount to nothing that´s just how it is it all went "bye" when U fell down that´s like what it is /That´s it/ A fly must flie The wind must wind up brushing your hair but sometimes it just can´t figure out where to go which way A Fly must flie a cloud must cloud that´s just - what they do A mountain is high - a lie is a lie That´s what it is that´s it... A fly must flie The wind must wind up brushing your hair but sometimes it just can´t figure out where to go and which way A Fly must flie a cloud must cloud that´s just - what they do A mountain is high - a lie is a lie That´s what it is that´s it... /That´s it/
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"THAT´s IT" by Joe Jaunty Man is down call it in send out a patrol black and whites blue meanies on almost like the 4th of July A bell can´t help to sound out that´s what it does -that´s it... A hill goes up -sometimes down it doesn´t figure - it just is A fly must flie The wind must wind up brushing your hair but sometimes it just can´t figure out where to go which way A Fly must flie a cloud must cloud that´s just - what they do A mountain is high - a lie is a lie That´s what it is that´s it... /That´s it/ Word is up let´s call it out send out an S.O.S Put them bells around your legs move about so you know - you where here Some things amount to nothing that´s just how it is it all went "bye" when U fell down that´s like what it is A fly must flie The wind must wind up brushing your hair but sometimes it just can´t figure out where to go and which way A Fly must flie a cloud must cloud that´s just - what they do A mountain is high - a lie is a lie That´s what it is that´s it... /That´s it/

about

HOLY WATER (to Philip!)
©by Joe Jaunty

I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Bob"
He always drove me crazy - he was such a fuckin´knob!
His hobby was to put flyer´s up - tellin´folks; "he´s got me beat!"
that he mowed his lawn much quicker than me -
(Yeah)- it was always green..

CHORUS:
"I´m covered with Holy Water
(I´m) carrying Holy Water
(I) shower in Holy Water
My water is wetter than yours..." (rep)

I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Spence"
He was always measuring things - in particular my fence!
On my way to Town sometimes - on my VW Trike
He tried so hard that he almost died
overtake me on his bike...

CHORUS:
(He was) covered with Holy Water
Carrying Holy Water
He showered in Holy Water
"My water is wetter than yours..."(rep)

I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Luke"
He swore his dog was better than mine
(That guy made me puke!)
"My mutt can bark much louder than yours - look at him fetch that stick!"
Well, I dropped him like a sack of spuds - with a well placed Karate-kick!

CHORUS:
He was covered with Holy Water
Carrying Holy Water
Showered in Holy Water
"My water is wetter than Yours!" (rep)

I once had a neighbour - we can call him "Kurt"
he was always playing with his hose - like God´s almighty-squirt!
He claimed that he had better land
(and) that his veggies grew mighty tall!
Spraying down his words and prayed -
like I could care at all...

CHORUS:
Covered with Holy Water
Carrying Holy Water
Showered in Holy Water
"My water is wetter than Yours!" (rep)

I once had a neighbour - we can call him whatever U want...
always trying to do better than me - what´s the matter with some guys...?

CHORUS:
Are they covered with Holy Water?
Carrying Holy Water?
Do they shower in Holy Water?
"My water is wetter than Yours!" (rep)
____________________________________
SNAP-CRACKLE ´n´POP!
/Dedicated to Scrumpy/

/Now - listen up - I´m gonna´tell you some stuff:/

Little Korean Lady, standing tall - she´s 4´5"
she owns a shop at the corner of Madison and 5
Some Afro-Americans bothers her
well, they called her a "whore"...(yeah)
Little Korean Lady got a Little League Baseball Bat
she´s got it - stored...

/No wait - there´s more:/

Now Stan is a man with a plan
he´s got it ALL figured out!
The man with a plan (his name is Stan)
gonna´spill his guts-that´s right!
Walk into that office - tell his Boss off!
(Stan is really Hard Core...)...yeah!
and His plan would have worked 100 percent
if his Boss hadn´t locked that door...

(SNAP!)

Snap, Crackle ´n´ Pop
Snap, Crackle ´n´Pop
She´s gonna´wave that little league baseballbat ´til they drop
but Stan who´s got stuff to say
has to bottle it up...

/and continue:/

Joe got no friends -seeking revenge
- even out the score (he´s got voices in his head)
Climbing high in the sky on a watery tower
with an M-24 (voices!)
They all would have been dead (just a minute before)
/you know/
now they all being rescued due to Joe´s vertigo...

(SNAP!)

Mona got tired of playing house
with a two-timing son-of-a-bitch
for the umpteenth time- nothin´but tears
a seven-year-itch! /FUCK HIM!/

Mona´s got a brand new car
with a gas pedal
(she´s got it floored!) - yeah!
Now Harry, Dick and Tommy - look out!
Here comes Mona - watch her go!
___
Snap, crackle ´n´Pop
Snap, crackle ´n´Pop
if you got no friends
Climb the tower and watch them drop!
Or put your SUV into "drive"
if you had enough...

...cuz nuff is enough...

Now - Jerry´s got a gambling problem
he´s gambling with his life
The chips are down
and he´s staring them - in the face - right?
Jerry is a nice guy
just a little disturbed /you know/
and The Bomb he´s hiding under his jacket
isn´t quite fool-proof as well....

Snap, crackle ´n´Pop
Snap, crackle ´n´Pop
Let´s blow it all up when your number is up!
Let´s go out with a Big-Bang!!
when you had enough! (rep)

...cuz nuff is enough...

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released December 20, 2013

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